Random Play Idea Number 45,968,475

You've been lied to your entire life. Pluto isn't actually a planet after all. Just some big rock posing as a planet. Poser.

What if we made up a show about Pluto, the poor misbegotten "dwarf planet" who's stripped down status has led to depression and loss of self? We could spend the whole show with scientists fawning over the miniature diva..."awww, poor Pluto."

Huh? Yeah? Good one, right?